My name is Jori, and I’m a pale, blue-eyed American 23-year-old teaching English to kindergarteners in China. I like a lot of things and people, particularly anything to do with music, dancing, film, Harry Potter, Tom Hiddleston, Jeremy Renner, Benedict Cumberbatch, Michael Fassbender, “Sherlock,” and pretty much all things “Avengers.” I ship Stony, but not hardcore. I am an aspiring Whovian and Superfreak. And I blog anything on here that I find funny or meaningful or awesome or interesting. Feel free to ask me anything at anytime :)Tumblr (3.0; @bewitchingbabyblues)http://bewitchingbabyblues.tumblr.com/<blockquote> <p>here’s a fun fact get the fuck away from me</p> </blockquote>http://bewitchingbabyblues.tumblr.com/post/50892524468http://bewitchingbabyblues.tumblr.com/post/50892524468Mon, 20 May 2013 15:14:06 +0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7f5d9c90d55c660ba3ca4357efb1c3ac/tumblr_mmk9yswECW1qzpsuoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://loltime.1000notes.com/post/50886437714/this-post-has-been-featured-on-a-1000notes-com" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">lulz-time</a>:</p> <blockquote><p class="gone"><em><small>This post has been featured on a <a href="http://www.1000notes.com" target="_blank">1000notes.com</a> blog.</small></em></p></blockquote>http://bewitchingbabyblues.tumblr.com/post/50892396826http://bewitchingbabyblues.tumblr.com/post/50892396826Mon, 20 May 2013 15:10:28 +0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/635db6ac59f3dc424deec4cc8306eede/tumblr_mkffawqgr21qins52o1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://loltime.1000notes.com/post/50887597815/in-case-of-an-emergency-this-airplane-is-designed" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">lulz-time</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><span>“In case of an emergency this airplane is designed with 8 exits located around you.”</span></p> <p class="gone"><em><small>This post has been featured on a <a href="http://www.1000notes.com" target="_blank">1000notes.com</a> blog.</small></em></p></blockquote>http://bewitchingbabyblues.tumblr.com/post/50892384431http://bewitchingbabyblues.tumblr.com/post/50892384431Mon, 20 May 2013 15:10:07 +0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/11a33e1bf08fb2d5e4cfb4f474d16672/tumblr_mln2c9Rr7i1qiwdq7o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://best-of-funny.tumblr.com/post/50887939111/x" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">best-of-funny</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://best-of-funny.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">X</a></strong></p></blockquote>http://bewitchingbabyblues.tumblr.com/post/50892343254http://bewitchingbabyblues.tumblr.com/post/50892343254Mon, 20 May 2013 15:08:59 +0800<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://slythermint.tumblr.com/post/50887830414/when-i-was-a-young-boy-my-father-took-me-into" target="_blank">slythermint</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>when i was</p> <p>a young boy</p> <p>my father</p> <p>took me into the city</p> <p>to see a marching band</p> <p>he said, “son when—”</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/a965fdaede96ccb8958b88c0222f1f7c/tumblr_mn2sy9sJJd1qfx9mto4_r1_250.gif"/></p> </blockquote>http://bewitchingbabyblues.tumblr.com/post/50892316469http://bewitchingbabyblues.tumblr.com/post/50892316469Mon, 20 May 2013 15:08:14 +0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0b5ygrV7b1qbymseo1_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0b5ygrV7b1qbymseo2_r2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0b5ygrV7b1qbymseo3_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0b5ygrV7b1qbymseo4_r3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://loltime.1000notes.com/post/50888669505/this-post-has-been-featured-on-a-1000notes-com" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">lulz-time</a>:</p> <blockquote><p class="gone"><em><small>This post has been featured on a <a href="http://www.1000notes.com" target="_blank">1000notes.com</a> blog.</small></em></p></blockquote>http://bewitchingbabyblues.tumblr.com/post/50892303433http://bewitchingbabyblues.tumblr.com/post/50892303433Mon, 20 May 2013 15:07:52 +0800<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/fd45b6769733324eb45e91e59c3bd102/tumblr_mmuyyayDUI1qcnsh2o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3828a47716405c08068cdf792e07de3c/tumblr_mmuyyayDUI1qcnsh2o2_r2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://badtvblog.tumblr.com/post/50680641427/great-gatsby-captioned-exactly-how-it-happened" target="_blank">badtvblog</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Great Gatsby captioned exactly how it happened.</p> </blockquote>http://bewitchingbabyblues.tumblr.com/post/50892300473http://bewitchingbabyblues.tumblr.com/post/50892300473Mon, 20 May 2013 15:07:47 +0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/389ea13cce765e3da90ba13da0613d29/tumblr_mn2pz9Ilxf1rmdam0o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f23ac627f5ecb2aad59d9083fa2a115b/tumblr_mn2pz9Ilxf1rmdam0o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bavasong.tumblr.com/post/50871769897/what-adam-was-really-thinking" target="_blank">bavasong</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>what Adam was really thinking.</p> </blockquote>http://bewitchingbabyblues.tumblr.com/post/50892294364http://bewitchingbabyblues.tumblr.com/post/50892294364Mon, 20 May 2013 15:07:37 +0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6bc2d2b64e257cf48502c179cf2b4c81/tumblr_mmta6vrOYo1rr72xvo6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/725603852eecf78e7fd80a6134f1aec8/tumblr_mmta6vrOYo1rr72xvo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2286a1f6c142db58be2f896a771532b8/tumblr_mmta6vrOYo1rr72xvo5_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ecb0745944d818fb584649cf8a66f7cd/tumblr_mmta6vrOYo1rr72xvo8_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5cd6030f037531d026dee3e01cc06b45/tumblr_mmta6vrOYo1rr72xvo9_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7232e7480c02c8263315b9eb99cba4db/tumblr_mmta6vrOYo1rr72xvo7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8d3af9de177308e8bdafc5a5eefb2c18/tumblr_mmta6vrOYo1rr72xvo4_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2a9a6b4c6def67091549011544710cb4/tumblr_mmta6vrOYo1rr72xvo3_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c641da3c5ab695e4343ba9c365c58029/tumblr_mmta6vrOYo1rr72xvo1_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://bewitchingbabyblues.tumblr.com/post/50892285578http://bewitchingbabyblues.tumblr.com/post/50892285578Mon, 20 May 2013 15:07:23 +0800<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fishingboatproceeds.tumblr.com/post/39446379287/if-anyone-has-john-greens-real-tumblr-let-me-know" target="_blank">fishingboatproceeds</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I will let you know if I discover anything.</p> </blockquote>http://bewitchingbabyblues.tumblr.com/post/50892280821http://bewitchingbabyblues.tumblr.com/post/50892280821Mon, 20 May 2013 15:07:14 +0800<blockquote> <p>I may not go down in history but I’ll go down on you</p> </blockquote>http://bewitchingbabyblues.tumblr.com/post/50892268032http://bewitchingbabyblues.tumblr.com/post/50892268032Mon, 20 May 2013 15:06:52 +0800<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1ba4cfb4a08e750b1cfb72c898434601/tumblr_mlgyjgY0Ov1qbzk3io1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1506a87b315573468bfca3a77a38c345/tumblr_mlgyjgY0Ov1qbzk3io2_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://best-of-funny.tumblr.com/post/50889330372/calamithyjane-omg-maybe-he-lied-to-protect-us" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">best-of-funny</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://calamithyjane.tumblr.com/post/48366680930/omg-maybe-he-lied-to-protect-us-from-asylum" target="_blank">calamithyjane</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>omg maybe he lied to protect us from asylum?</p> </blockquote> <p><strong><a href="http://best-of-funny.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">X</a></strong></p></blockquote>http://bewitchingbabyblues.tumblr.com/post/50892264394http://bewitchingbabyblues.tumblr.com/post/50892264394Mon, 20 May 2013 15:06:46 +0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c0db08157c7ac37ea98ec80dba1d9be6/tumblr_mn2zvl66xQ1qzr7ibo2_r1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/bb8f93865d606abd5c346c8231cb7fd6/tumblr_mn2zvl66xQ1qzr7ibo1_r1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jaimelannister.tumblr.com/post/50887953370/you-are-kind-my-lord-she-said-defeated-i-am" target="_blank">jaimelannister</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><em>“You are kind, my lord,”</em> she said, defeated. <em>“I am a ward of the throne and my duty is to marry as the king commands.</em>”</p> </blockquote>http://bewitchingbabyblues.tumblr.com/post/50892260187http://bewitchingbabyblues.tumblr.com/post/50892260187Mon, 20 May 2013 15:06:38 +0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/432622ea62f8890e74d144b701e7d44b/tumblr_mn2zepVYSb1qfb5cjo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e2e0bac8b11c12a63c0a840e6f963ab6/tumblr_mn2zepVYSb1qfb5cjo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c69c2c3217e06b81cb08be5bd9edfe38/tumblr_mn2zepVYSb1qfb5cjo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a8cf5a4a61904532657e67397d6e95a7/tumblr_mn2zepVYSb1qfb5cjo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://bewitchingbabyblues.tumblr.com/post/50892246832http://bewitchingbabyblues.tumblr.com/post/50892246832Mon, 20 May 2013 15:06:16 +0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/89a854815fa0dbd2abf29c9d9691c650/tumblr_mmry9ew5sc1s0cs5fo1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e647ed9b84352f669d963c2bb42de4b3/tumblr_mmry9ew5sc1s0cs5fo2_r1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b011bbdec5740600268faf4cdd58b019/tumblr_mmry9ew5sc1s0cs5fo3_r1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://castiel-counts-deans-freckles.tumblr.com/post/50887371080/shockingblankets-this-is-my-home-the-hiatus" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">castiel-counts-deans-freckles</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://shockingblankets.tumblr.com/post/50442068203/this-is-my-home" target="_blank">shockingblankets</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>This is my home.</p> </blockquote> <p>the hiatus dance</p></blockquote>http://bewitchingbabyblues.tumblr.com/post/50892228042http://bewitchingbabyblues.tumblr.com/post/50892228042Mon, 20 May 2013 15:05:47 +0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2rehuxfuO1rs1pwio1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mexican-lassiter.tumblr.com/post/50853648263/mrpicard-allanson-leonardnimoy-their-rock" target="_blank">mexican-lassiter</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mrpicard.tumblr.com/post/22657897635/allanson-leonardnimoy-their-rock-pose" target="_blank">mrpicard</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://allanson.tumblr.com/post/21424812827/leonardnimoy-their-rock-pose" target="_blank">allanson</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://leonardnimoy.tumblr.com/post/21420700280/their-rock-pose" target="_blank">leonardnimoy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>their rock pose</p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2rjiqi1vt1qbo5jq.jpg"/></p> </blockquote> <p><em><strong>omg</strong></em></p> </blockquote> <p>they look like the wiggles</p> </blockquote>http://bewitchingbabyblues.tumblr.com/post/50892221837http://bewitchingbabyblues.tumblr.com/post/50892221837Mon, 20 May 2013 15:05:36 +0800<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/19e701d49693f0a6b084f35ff2c208b5/tumblr_mmsqn0Rn9A1qe8a0fo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a9571c721e210c048361b4c4e1db22fe/tumblr_mmsqn0Rn9A1qe8a0fo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/50c42dfc23e60ff104b04c4aa38f032b/tumblr_mmsqn0Rn9A1qe8a0fo5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c7e9e47147a07f87c50418dcf0d714b8/tumblr_mmsqn0Rn9A1qe8a0fo6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ed3a26bff1f8902c7ea3babff9ed257f/tumblr_mmsqn0Rn9A1qe8a0fo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/58895ff4b4d95676e9aadd4e68aab048/tumblr_mmsqn0Rn9A1qe8a0fo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://billiethepoet.tumblr.com/post/50604328229/benedict-when-i-heard-them-saying-nice-things-on" target="_blank">billiethepoet</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p><small><strong>Benedict:</strong> “When I heard them saying nice things on the red carpet… that was the thing that really struck [me] to my core, and it got to a point - it was like a tipping point, I’d say - where I was signing something and I heard Zachary [Quinto] saying something very complimentary about me and I started to cry.”</small></p> </blockquote> <p>Don’t cry my love. </p> </blockquote>http://bewitchingbabyblues.tumblr.com/post/50892216673http://bewitchingbabyblues.tumblr.com/post/50892216673Mon, 20 May 2013 15:05:27 +0800<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://wtfsofunny.info/post/50819081370/hightopsandhinkypunks-i-wonder-how-long-we-have" target="_blank">lolsofunny</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hightopsandhinkypunks.tumblr.com/post/38193348778/i-wonder-how-long-we-have-now-until-the-dolphins" target="_blank">hightopsandhinkypunks</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I wonder how long we have now until the dolphins leave.</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/82df77fa1ac342c41cf07f4110173be2/tumblr_inline_mf7f3uSaYT1qih4re.gif"/></p> </blockquote> <p><strong><a href="http://best-of-funny.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">X</a></strong></p> </blockquote>http://bewitchingbabyblues.tumblr.com/post/50892192772http://bewitchingbabyblues.tumblr.com/post/50892192772Mon, 20 May 2013 15:04:47 +0800<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_melrvaFF531qzclygo1_r1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><blockquote> <p><small><a class="tag" href="http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/at-first-glance-i-thought-this-was-a-futuristic-forrest-gump" target="_blank">#at first glance i thought this was a futuristic forrest gump</a><span> </span><a class="tag" href="http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/my-mother-never-told-me-that-life-was-like-a-box-of-chocolates-because-that-is-illogical" target="_blank">#my mother never told me that life was like a box of chocolates because that is illogical</a></small></p> </blockquote>http://bewitchingbabyblues.tumblr.com/post/50892191113http://bewitchingbabyblues.tumblr.com/post/50892191113Mon, 20 May 2013 15:04:44 +0800<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3b2cc5b7d55afac3bed7058aa7ac6dbf/tumblr_mmt5sp53El1r05yx3o1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cf6e99a2b55b3e1b950776c878f790c3/tumblr_mmt5sp53El1r05yx3o3_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/966a4ce4a563c738f05e687b2b492efb/tumblr_mmt5sp53El1r05yx3o2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://bewitchingbabyblues.tumblr.com/post/50892178911http://bewitchingbabyblues.tumblr.com/post/50892178911Mon, 20 May 2013 15:04:24 +0800