My name is Jori, and I'm a pale, blue-eyed American 23-year-old teaching English to kindergarteners in China. I like a lot of things and people, particularly anything to do with music, dancing, film, Harry Potter, Tom Hiddleston, Jeremy Renner, Benedict Cumberbatch, Michael Fassbender, "Sherlock," and pretty much all things "Avengers." I ship Stony, but not hardcore. I am an aspiring Whovian and Superfreak. And I blog anything on here that I find funny or meaningful or awesome or interesting. Feel free to ask me anything at anytime :)
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Reblogged from best-of-funny  25,133 notes
Posted 24, May, 2013

best-of-funny:

rexuality:

realistic captions for selfies:

  • i took 34 photos and this one looks the least shitty
  • i tried really hard to take this at an angle where my arm didn’t look weird
  • i photoshopped a pimple out of this photo and used the smudge tool for like 8 minutes
  • i wish i had friends who took cute pictures of me so i wouldn’t be alone in my room for an hour trying to do this shit
  • this is the best photo i’ve ever taken please shower me with compliments

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