niqabisinparis:

Citizens of Ferguson thanking Palestinians for tips on protests and tear gas remedies. 

marylovesbooks:

soulpunc:

"oh, hey what are you reading?"
*shows book cover*

"what’s it about?"
*mumbles unintelligibly*

nickfuckface:

parents: “u should be more active”
me: image

darkchaos-chao:

THIS IS THE BEST USE OF THAT JESUS I HAVE EVER SEEN

icorly:

mike wazowski opens up a tattoo shop called Monsters Ink

canadianslut:

people with the same name as me are cute but they need to remember who is in charge

teamrocketing:

how do you get a stranger in public to fall in love with you

mama-bird:

coffeeandklonopin:

coffeeandklonopin:

carpe diem - seize the day

carpe noctem - seize the night

carpe natem - seize the ass

Seriously, if you guys don’t stop reblogging this I am going to carpe someone’s neck and break it.

carpe collum - seize the neck

fishingboatproceeds:

hazelshaw:

John’s 2 lines in TFIOS

I originally only had one line, but then Shailene encouraged me to improvise, which I did such a good job of that…yeah. Not in the movie. I’M ON THE DVD, THOUGH!

lendoro:

baddadsquad:

gentle-puffer-fish:

  • falling asleep on someone’s chest
  • wrapping your arms around each other
  • synching heartbeats and breathing slowly
  • falling asleep in big t-shirts and underwear
  • forehead kissies and murmured affections
  • naps
  • MONSTER TRUCKS

image

beeslock:

i need jesus

burgerwave:

you know that scene in ghostbusters where dana opens her fridge and it’s a portal to hell?

DANSMILTH