Citizens of Ferguson thanking Palestinians for tips on protests and tear gas remedies.
"oh, hey what are you reading?"
*shows book cover*
"what’s it about?"
parents: “u should be more active”
THIS IS THE BEST USE OF THAT JESUS I HAVE EVER SEEN
mike wazowski opens up a tattoo shop called Monsters Ink
people with the same name as me are cute but they need to remember who is in charge
how do you get a stranger in public to fall in love with you
carpe diem - seize the day
carpe noctem - seize the night
carpe natem - seize the ass
Seriously, if you guys don’t stop reblogging this I am going to carpe someone’s neck and break it.
carpe collum - seize the neck
John’s 2 lines in TFIOS
I originally only had one line, but then Shailene encouraged me to improvise, which I did such a good job of that…yeah. Not in the movie. I’M ON THE DVD, THOUGH!
you know that scene in ghostbusters where dana opens her fridge and it’s a portal to hell?