Exercise caution, especially with things labeled “fresh” pizza
I dunno, I’m most worried about “stairs”
I used to go around at night and put random quotation marks on signs around my town
Buy one “get” one free
Watch the “game” here (quotations also good around watch and here)
OKAY THIS VIDEO IS ICONIC TOO
I’ve heard a great deal about you, Fa Mulan. You stole your father’s armor, ran away from home, impersonated a soldier, deceived your commanding officer, dishonored the Chinese Army, destroyed my palace, and… you have saved us all.
So what’s the prognosis, Fertile Myrtle? Minus or plus? That ain’t no Etch-A-Sketch. This is one doodle that can’t be un-did, Homeskillet.
"Seize the day. Because, believe it or not, each and every one of us in this room is one day going to stop breathing, turn cold and die."
Dead Poets Society (1989)
R.I.P Robin Williams (1951-2014)
things life is too short for:
- hating yourself
- pretending to laugh at “jokes” that are actually just bigoted statements
- not singing along to your favorite songs
- waiting hours to text someone back just to look cool
- bad coffee
- bad books
- mean people
- body shaming
- letting other people dictate your life
- larry’s storyline
i don’t need a personal trainer i need a personal kanye
CAN YOU IMAGINE DATING SOMEONE?? LIKE SOMEONE ACTUALLY GIVING A SHIT ABOUT YOU??? BECAUSE I CAN’T
When we live in a world where you can access free content of naked consenting women in less than 5 seconds, why are people still invading the privacy of non-consenting women for nudes?
Hint: It has something to do with people feeling entitled to making any woman their personal porn, even if it violates or humiliates her in the process.
why is the female hero so often tomboyish
why cant there just be one like oops i chipped my barbie pink nail polish while brutally killing an entire armada of time traveling ninja pirates
with my hair curler
#it’s like so many people want buffy and just don’t know it yet
don’t leak nudes
leak the avengers: age of ultron trailer
seriously though, where is the Avengers:Age of Ultron trailer.