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Posted 24, May, 2013

best-of-funny:

thorhead:

thorhead:

I wonder if the young girls playing on the trampoline next door know that

  1. I can see them
  2. I can hear them singing You Can’t Stop The Beat from Hairspray
  3. they are really bad singers and
  4. I can probably get a YouTube-worthy video of them from my current position

gUYS I PUT ON MY COUSINS HOCKEY MASK AND STOOD AT THE WINDOW AND YELLED “STOP YOUR INFERNAL SINGSONG I’M TRYING TO MURDER HERE” AND THEY SCREAMED AND TRIED TO RUN AWAY AND ONE FELL OVER AND STARTED CRYING

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Posted 24, May, 2013
What accents can you do? Can you do an Irish accent? Ha-ha. But actually, I did have some guy come up to me on the street the other day in Dublin and say ‘Oi, Mate – your Irish accent is shit’. How do people ‘across the pond’ react to your…Irishness? Well, I was in Los Angeles last year and I swear to god that no one could understand a word I was saying. What? Just kidding, what were you saying? Well everyone I talked to just kind of looked at me with these blank faces. It was like I was speaking a different language or something. But that’s the thing with different cultures. I mean, the Americans – the way they talk just lacks a bit of good old Irish lyricism. Do you ever speak in limericks? Yes, and I always wear green and I have a pet leprechaun. Actually, I think you’re taking the Irish thing a bit far. Really. I’m beginning to get offended. Just talk us through the granny-sex shenanigans in Misfits… Well, obviously it was weird shooting that scene altogether. But..oh god. It was so bad. This 77-year old woman fell off the bed at one point, and hit her head on the sideboard. It was grim, but she was fine and… well…sometimes you just have to get back on the horse. Is that what you tell your girlfriend? What the hell were you doing to this grandma anyway?  Nothing. It was an accident. Honest. Don’t try your Irish charm on me. Stop it with the Irish thing. - Robert Sheehan getting annoyed with his Irish awesomeness in Libertine Magazine, 2010 (x)

What accents can you do? Can you do an Irish accent? Ha-ha. But actually, I did have some guy come up to me on the street the other day in Dublin and say ‘Oi, Mate – your Irish accent is shit’.

How do people ‘across the pond’ react to your…Irishness? Well, I was in Los Angeles last year and I swear to god that no one could understand a word I was saying.

What? Just kidding, what were you saying? Well everyone I talked to just kind of looked at me with these blank faces. It was like I was speaking a different language or something. But that’s the thing with different cultures. I mean, the Americans – the way they talk just lacks a bit of good old Irish lyricism.

Do you ever speak in limericks? Yes, and I always wear green and I have a pet leprechaun. Actually, I think you’re taking the Irish thing a bit far. Really. I’m beginning to get offended.

Just talk us through the granny-sex shenanigans in Misfits… Well, obviously it was weird shooting that scene altogether. But..oh god. It was so bad. This 77-year old woman fell off the bed at one point, and hit her head on the sideboard. It was grim, but she was fine and… well…sometimes you just have to get back on the horse.

Is that what you tell your girlfriend? What the hell were you doing to this grandma anyway? 

Nothing. It was an accident. Honest.

Don’t try your Irish charm on me. Stop it with the Irish thing. - Robert Sheehan getting annoyed with his Irish awesomeness in Libertine Magazine, 2010 (x)