Passion.

My name is Jori, and I'm a pale, blue-eyed, slightly-liberal feminist Mormon 24-year-old living in Moscow as a governess. I like a lot of things and people, and I blog anything and anyone on here that/whom I find funny or meaningful or awesome or interesting or beautiful. Feel free to ask me anything at anytime :)

glowcloud:

I have to say the Kim K app was an amazing business idea and I feel like it has already done wonders for her brand. Now I see pictures of Kim Kardashian and I think “that’s my extremely generous friend Kim she really got my modeling career off the ground”

dylanohcryin:

nothing fucked me up more than hearing the line “now they’re going to bed and my stomach is sick, and it’s all in my head but she’s touching his chest” in mr brightside and REALIZING THAT SICK AND CHEST DON’T RHYME… ….SH E’S NOT TOUCHIGN HIS CHEST…..

darcylewislaufeyson:

"do you think he’s attractive?" the straight male is asked. against his better judgement, he says "yeah, i guess so." suddenly, the police burst in. they seize the man, take away his certificate of heterosexuality, and exile him to wander the realm of the gay forever. if only the man had responded with "how should i know? i’m not into dudes"